there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden
Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies
Reblogging for that comment
What do you do when you want a tattoo but don’t want the commitment of permanent ink? The moodInq system is a breakthrough in tattoo technology, using a skin-safe proprietary E ink encapsulated pigment system that lasts a lifetime but can be configured to display any design (or none!) to suit your mood.
So how does it work? We have partnered with leading physicians and technicians in the cosmetic surgery industry to implant the E ink grid, called a canvas. The canvas can go anywhere on your body and be configured to the size and shape of the body party you’d like to ink. After a short healing period (usually 2-3 days), you can begin using the moodInq software included with your kit to change your canvas to display the tattoo you desire! Found on ThinkGeek.
YOU COULD HAVE A MAGIC TREE TATTOO THAT CHANGES WITH THE SEASONS
This is INSANELY cool. Until someone hacks the software and you end up with an ad for Viagra on your arm.
we are the future
Can I please have this? Along with the Mr. Beard Beard Machine… That’d be great too. XD
see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?
This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
JUST FUCKING PRESS PLAY
IM SHITTING MYSELF ONE OF THE THOR/LOKI SONGS IS FROM PHINEAS AND FERB
THE SUIT SONG FROM HIMYM
That was possibly the greatest thing I’ve ever had the privilage to watch
I am fucking crying oh my gosh I love this so much.
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'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago
i don’t like your fun fact
I think you need to stop that